Not going to review how amazing RED tour was. This is a post of my plans to befriend Taylor Swift.
Get on Shortland Street, then do a Kimberly Crossman by leaving the show and going to LA to further develop her career. While in LA go shopping with Selena Gomez and then by association be friends with Taylor Swift.
Be the next Lorde. Bitch about Taylor and then make up for it over milkshake in New York.
Quit my job and become a full time groupie. Hope that eventually Taylor will notice me.
I think Plan A is the most feasible plan, so I’m gonna work towards that. Maybe.